Cancun Personals

2 December 2010

Dear Annex I Country,

    I read your ad with much interest – I am currently on holiday in Cancun and would be open to a no-strings attached romance.

But you should also know that for a few years now I have been looking for a long term commitment. I am at a (tipping) point in my life where I have a strong desire for a reliable companion to fill a (gigatonne) gap in my heart.  

Likes: beaches, forests, humanitarian work, science, strong ambition.

Dislikes: all-inclusive hotels (such a model of overconsumption – ugh!), long plane rides, oil lobbyists, hot air, carbon markets.

Yours truly,
Terra Treaty

PS Your email address scared_of_commitment@awg.kp does not work – go figure!