Australia seems to be making progress – moving recently from its insistence on ending at 6pm to allow an extra hour of fun for KP discussions. But Australia, this simply will not do.
We cannot get to an ambitious agreement in Copenhagen under such conditions. You have got to do away with the pleated pants and pocket protectors, let your hair down and get ready for some late nights and long fights, but we promise the climate will thank you in the end. Furthermore, what are you possibly going to do in Barcelona at 6pm? The restaurants are not serving dinner and those “friends” of yours are a bad influence.
Australia, it is time for you to become climate cool.