Dear Annex I Country,
I read your ad with much interest – I am currently on holiday in Cancun and would be open to a no-strings attached romance.
But you should also know that for a few years now I have been looking for a long term commitment. I am at a (tipping) point in my life where I have a strong desire for a reliable companion to fill a (gigatonne) gap in my heart.
Likes: beaches, forests, humanitarian work, science, strong ambition.
Dislikes: all-inclusive hotels (such a model of overconsumption – ugh!), long plane rides, oil lobbyists, hot air, carbon markets.
PS Your email address firstname.lastname@example.org does not work – go figure!